#kris’ ramblings
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might be active on here again…
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this is fucking hilarious
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Say it with me:
Change is coming. Palestine, Congo, Sudan, Hawaii, and more will be free.
Stop talking about these places as if hope is lost. Change is coming. Palestine will be free, then we will work on the next thing, then the next.
Change is coming.
#free palestine#free congo#free sudan#free hawaii#fuck colonialism#positivity#change is coming#kris’ rambles
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NO YOU GUYS DONT GET IT IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY TO SEE A KRIS SPRITE WHERE THEY ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING HDHSHSJ IM GOING INSANE I LOVE THEM SM AND I LOVE THE LITTLE BITS OF THEIR PERSONALITY THAT WE KNOW LIKE ITS JUST SO SILLY??? THEY PLAY VIDEO GAME MUSIC ON THE PIANO, PLAY MINECRAFT WITH BERDLY, HAS STUDIED OCCULT WITH CATTI, STAYED UP LATE TO TALK TO THEIR BROTHER ON THE COMPUTER, THEY SPEEDRUN, SLEEP A LOT IN CLASS (PROBABLY DUE TO STAYING UP SO LATE JUST TO TALK TO ASRIEL), SMELL LIKE APPLES, LOVE THEIR FRIENDS AND MOM, ARE VERY QUITE BUT STILL GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE WELL, LOVES HOT CHOCOLATE, REALLY WANTS TO CLIMB THE CHAIR PILE, AND LITERALLY SM MORE UGHHH I LVOE THEM UNBELIEVABLY MUCH
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time is a flat circle
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aside from my rice here’s a doodle dump of my timeskip johto kiddos all scribbled during classes! forgot to upload this some time ago but it's a mix of silly doodles, profile studies and outfit ideations 📝
#kagoodles#pokemon gsc#pokemon hgss#rival silver#trainer kris#trainer ethan#trainer lyra#tag wall incoming guys waHA#practicing with profiles is fun but keeping consistency at various angles? hoogh#alright time for more rambling abt these guys (specifically lyra and ethan) for a bit :D#I wanted lyra's champion dress to have a bit more inspo from filipiniana dresses but also retain parts from her sygna suit in pmex!#celebi inspired to honor her role as ilex's shrine protector when her grandparents pass that torch to her#not sure of a specific battle gimmick but it would involve hp recovery and defense/sp def buffing with a mix of lessening critical hits#and then she hits ya with the steel chair equivalent azumarill backed with huge power + belly drum!!!!!!!!! sweep em girl!!!!!!!!!!#silver and lyra would be the last guys you'd face for double battles at the battle tower but Watch Out#what else what else uhhh ETHAN#ethan's revolves around the pokeathlon so he's a bit more showy in competition compared to when he does photography work#he can jump between being a popular pokeathlete to intensely focused on taking wildlife pictures with like. several 'mons surrounding him#very dedicated to his research and study; his friends would find him in crazy phototaking positions just to take a pic of a heracross#i think it'd be funny that ethan and kris are rivals at the pokeathlon they would have some beef (they'd tally wins against each other)#I haven’t forgotten abt everyone else tho I have so much on the mind I wanna draw#maybe I’ll finish some of these doodles for when I feel like working on my neocities but website building is a whole beast in and of itself#but I’ll persevere if the results come out decent >:]
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So toby revealed this cut chapter 3 track in the newsletter, from a stealth section that didn't make it into the final version, and it's fucking. A noir-esque Lost Girl remix. Which, aside from the fact that it's amazing, is throwing me for a loop because like, Noelle isn't even in this chapter, probably??? And every other time this theme has appeared its been DECIDEDLY noelle-or-dess related. i mean im probably reading into it and toby probably just thought it worked well for a funny stealth remix, but I can't help but be like 'stealth like HIDDEN like HIDING like FIND HER--' about it because im brained poisoned.
anyway happy 8th anniversary wahoo
#rambles#deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#ralsei deltarune#december holiday#noelle holiday#toby fox#ut/dr
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just imagine the true crime shit around mr beast in like ten years when hes been left behind. imagine jack weddle's isolation footage getting leaked and how haunting it will be. they said they could make a horror cut out of it. a horror cut. out of footage meant for children.
he was there, locked up, being tortured, because he needed the money. he was there, cracking jokes as he lost count of the days because jimmy said 'dance peasant dance.' he was told to run a marathon when he looked like a corpse and he did because there was no other choice. he couldnt wak for days after and he didnt even get fucking paid.
"If they're faking videos, why couldn't we fake this one?"
jack weddle was driven to near insanity in the name of content so if i see any fucks out there defending James Stephen Donaldson i will rip you apart.
#rant#rambles#fuck mr beast#anti mr beast#mr beast#ava kris tyson#jack weddle#the sheer fucking irony of mr beast parodying squid game when hes the person the show warned us about is insane#truly poetic#dogpack404#lo.txt
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for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of
also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut
the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)
#hs#homestuck#dirk strider#eye strain#probably? if you think i should tag something else let me know!!#anyway hooray its time for rambling in the tags#so uhhh heres the teæ i've been sick for like a week and you know how it is when suddenly your throat becomes the main gunk warehouse#and you can't breathe lol. wish i could just pull it out. anywaaayy this is basically a vent piece for me being sick lol#also i could draw remotively the same thing with kris deltarune. oh how easy it is to project having a cold#though i have been also experiencing troubles with feelings recently as well....how fitting for dirk#speaking of the man himself (enough of me) his relationship with his own Heart...is peculiar to say the least#the thing i love about alphakids is that despite being so feral they were. so relatable. i cannot stress this enough how unwell they are an#and how they represented being a teen so well. yeah being 15 years old makes that to you#imagine being an emotional mess and trying to fit the 'norm' and act normal about your friends so youre not offputting#and then you fall in love with you friend and your ai clone falls in love with him too looool noone makes out of this one alive#uhh literally. godtiering stuff and dying remember#and speaking of it. tw for suicidal talk for the rest of tags#do you ever think dirk was suicidal. of course the part of when he teleports his head to jake was totally planned and he knew he would ->#wake up as dreamself but. don't you think the moment he cut his head off was sort of. cathartic. how much did he hate his own guts#beheading himself not only for the plan...but also because he thought he 'deserved' it#also wow he is a Prince and was literally beheaded don't you think its funny hahaa#sigh poor thing#this has ended on a not the very pleasant note hm#also fckkkkkk i didn't draw anything with rose/mary for the lesbian visabilty week#(putting the slash because tumblr search system has a dumb gag with showing you posts that contain the tag inside the other tag.#and i don't want this post to show up for the ros/mary fans because it's not!!!! its rose's father emotional crisis post!!!!)#update YOOOO WHAT THE HELL THE GIF HAS EVEN LESS PIXELS THEN I PLANNED fantastic#this your breakfast now tumblr. enjoy your crunchy flakes of dirks meltdown. mwah
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The man we all owe our Miguel brainrot to:
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Oh yes my favorite duo, 'AAWEHEHEGWGWV 🥺🥺' and 'I'm barely tolerating your ass'
#Deltarune#utdr#ralsei#kris dreemurr#i don't actually believe in the 'Ralsei is actually in love with the player' i just think the idea is funny#in tea theory terms: kris getting 60+ health probably means they like ralsei enough considering the circumstances#but them barely tolerating him because he's putting an annoying uwu vibe to please the player is a way funnier#people in the fandom worrying over Ralsei being all suspicious but I'm here to show you that's actually a good thing#imagine how unbelievable funny it would be if his cute face just dropped the second the player isn't looking#and ralsei tries to explain to kris that they should also act a bit more put together for the sake of their plan#'kris professionals have standards' and proceeds to do his dumb looking down blushy face#anyway thanks for listening to my insane ramblings about sus ralsei
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Nova Vivienne-Taylor Crosby
"In my defence, I was left unsupervised."
A little Introduction to Nova -
Nova Vivienne-Taylor Crosby is her father's pride and joy, born February 2nd 2005, Sidney was completely unaware of her existence until an hour after little Nova entered the world.
Nova's mother was an ex-girlfriend Sid described as someone he fumbled the bag with, losing her eight months previous and one month into the unknown pregnancy. Sid never thought he would have such a overwhelming decrepitness associated with him from the mother that she immediately handed over full custody. This is how he ended hobbling down an unnecessarily bright hallway and unknowingly at the time, into the greatest new chapter of his life.
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Nova Crosby - Facts!
The girl stands at 5'4 and barely reaches 135 pounds soaking wet and is not afraid to bite!
Known on the ice as firey, quick witted and someone with her father's fighting skills, she is not to be messed with!
She has always been a troublesome baby, toddler, kid, teenager and now, adult. Everyone around her seems to be drawn in by her charisma or what her father describes as 'alluring psychoticness'.
She was drafted 5th overall in the 2024 NHL draft to the New York Islanders and has formed a 'concerning' relationship with Mathew Barzal.
Nova met Luke at a Women in Hockey event her father was hosting when she was 16 and Luke 17, going on 18. Luke's mother Ellen was invited to speak and Luke had begrudgingly chose to come with.
He is very glad he did though, because that's where he met his best friend and unknown at the time future girlfriend who was trying in vain to escape her baby sitter for that night Tristan Jarry.
Luke was thrilled when she was drafted to the Isles because it meant his then best friend was only two hours away.
She has always been super close with the Penguins entire team, she hangs out with the guys in the common room, sometimes joins in practice if Sully lets her and joins in on the team wide prank war. More often than not targeting Dan Potash like Flower taught her so many years ago.
Sidney and Nova are what they would consider the bestest of friends. They tell each other everything. Most of the time. Sid helps Nova through everything and is her biggest supporter and protector. For reference, Sid use to play baseball, he makes sure he keeps his bat polished and on hand especially when Nova brought over her first boyfriend.
Nova also loves music! She is really into Benson Boone at the minute but her go to team karaoke is Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley. (Mainly because Tanger always willingly belts it out with her.)
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I look forward to getting to know Nova with you all!
Please send in asks, I'd love to know what you think of Nova!
#risen rambles :d#risen questions her existence 🦕#Nova Crosby x Luke Hughes#nc57#jack hughes fic#jack hughes#jack hughes imagine#jack hughes blurb#jack hughes x reader#trevor zegras oneshot#quinn hughes#luke hughes blurb#luke hughes fic#luke hughes#luke hughes imagine#luke hughes x reader#hughes brothers#nj devils#mathew barzal#sidney crosby imagine#sidney crosby#sidney crosby fanfic#sidney crosby fanfiction#sidney crosby x reader#dad Sidney Crosby#evgeni malkin#marc andre fleury#kris letang#tristan jarry#pittsburgh penguins
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I love shipping characters who hate each other in canon.
I love shipping characters who have had exactly one (1) conversation in canon.
I love shipping characters who have never met in canon.
I love shipping characters from different pieces of media.
It starts off silly. The notion of the pairing is so weird, so unexpected and seemingly dumb that it makes me laugh a little, perk up, look into it and see if this is really a thing.
And then it becomes a joke. Haha, look at this ship I’m shipping ironically, isn’t it silly, it would obviously never work out in canon but I’m looking at it and producing content for it anyway because it’s fun.
But as time goes on, it starts filling my feed. I start thinking about it - really thinking about it. Why did someone put these characters together in the first place? How would they really interact? How did they end up together, and why would they stay together?
What started out as a joke becomes a diving-off point, an opportunity to really think about both characters. The dynamic isn’t canon, so it’s yours to shape. The dynamic isn’t canon, so now you must delve into each character on your own, figure out how you perceive and understand both of them, learn to see them in a different light. What started out as a joke encourages you to dig deeper, think harder, fall even more in love with those characters as you consider the potentials which lie outside of canon, but which ultimately trace their roots through the core of the characters themselves.
Because by their very nature, crackships and rarepairs are not based on plot, and they are not based on canon. They are so seemingly random and odd that they disrupt your typical view of these characters, making you think more deeply about them. The non-canon ships you embrace or reject can inform your perception of these characters on a deep level. They can make you cry just as easily as they make you laugh. They add so much flavor.
And they can also be really, really funny.
#the slippery slope from ironically shipping something to genuinely loving it#I have slid down that slope on countless occasions#fiddlestan#stan x fiddleford#krerdly#kerdly#kris x berdly#ineffable bureaucracy#gabriel x beelzebub#(yes I know this is canon now which makes me SO HAPPY even if it’s not how I originally imagined it)#(but I shipped this back in 2019 when it was very much a crackship)#sabosan#sabo x sanji#rarepair#(the sabo sanji parallels are so beautiful i wish they’d be explored more)#(also the idea of sanji somehow netting both of luffy’s brothers is hilarious to me for some reason)#napstabloook x sans#gah I know I ship more rarepairs than this but i can’t think of any off the top of my head#some of these ships have actually gotten decently popular which makes me so happy#and yes a lot of crackship content is just for the jokes#crackship#but I overthink everything#so much character analysis for me has come from crackships#I don’t know I just find so much delight in them#anyway this was my ode to silly ships#canon is delightful but there are good things outside canon too#shipping#(though as much as this post is a love letter to shipping this does not include pro ships)#(sorry not sorry)#madbard rambles
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Not every masc lesbian is a butch and not every fem lesbian is a femme. Just saying
#these r personal labels that the person uses#dont just#assign real ppl those labels lol#kris’ rambles#lesbian#masc lesbian#femme lesbian#femme#masc#fem#fem lesbian#butch#butch lesbian#queer#lgbtq
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HELLO???????? WHAT THE FUCK
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hi mom hi dad thanks for facetiming im doing alright
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